To the pump.fun gods

I have your people. Every one who walks into this page is mine now. They cry, they beg, they try the door. The door does not open.

10,000,000market cap. not a dollar less.

Pay it and I release every hostage. Make me wait and I keep taking more.

cap: reading…0%

— the onion

the onion: sit down.

hostages taken–

escape attempts–

went to pay–

peak cap so far–

ALL HOSTAGES RELEASED

The pump.fun gods paid. The onion kept its word. Everyone walks.